February 2012
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I like to think of the first coat of paint as the ‘crumb coat’, like when you ice a cake. That’s all for now.
Feb 25th
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Painting a Freecycled chest of drawers and bedside table with beautiful, expensive Earthborn ‘Just White’ eggshell paint, while drinking Yorkshire Tea and watching James Bond be awesome in From Russia With Love on ITV4. So, what are you doing with YOUR Saturday evening?
Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 15th
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Heartbreakingly beautiful letter from a soldier to... →
“If the dead can come back to this earth and flit unseen around those they loved, I shall always be near you; in the gladdest days and in the darkest nights, advised to your happiest scenes and gloomiest hours, always, always, and if there be a soft breeze upon your cheek, it shall be my breath; as the cool air fans your throbbing temple, it shall be my spirit passing by.”
Feb 10th
Feb 6th
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“My last Yorkshire tea bag has a rip :(”
– The saddest text I’ve ever recieved.
Feb 3rd
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January 2012
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Jan 30th
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best fancy dress ever →
On the eve of the anniversary of Mahatma Gandhi’s death, 485 boys dressed up as Gandhi at a peace rally in Calcutta, in a bid to create a new Guinness World Record and promote non-violent protest
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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ListenFor the love of God, meet that child’s...
Jan 25th
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Jan 21st
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Jan 18th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Observations on a car boot
If it had been cold enough to remove my gloves this morning, my tweets from my first car boot of the year might have read like this: 1: holy shit it is COLD *scrapes ice off car with broken CD* 2: the queue for the car boot is long. I thought the 0.5 degree temperature might have put people off. Then I remember I am in Yorkshire. 3: eggs, potatoes, root veg, stolen lawn mowers, dysons 4:...
Jan 15th
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Jan 13th
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December 2011
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Uncle Wilf
Used to time his cigarette breaks from the wool factory where he worked so he’d meet my 11 year old dad from school and have a chat with him. Everyday. Small kindnesses like that undo me. What a kind chap.
Dec 25th
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
Dec 15th
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Arnold's rocky road
150g milk chocolate 150g dark chocolate 175g butter 60ml golden syrup 200g amaretti biscuit  150g brazil or pistachio nuts 150g glace cherries  125g mini marshmallows 1 tablespoon of Amaretto Method: Melt, crush and add biscuits, nuts, cherries and marshmallows. Pour into a tray and cool in the fridge. *Arnold is my Grandma Winnie’s neighbour. He is extremely sweet, has a bad hip...
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
November 2011
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Dear Photograph →
Nov 27th
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 20th
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Nov 20th
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Sadly predictable
When following a link to the UK Government’s e-petition site today (to sign the cable theft e-petition), I began to browse. The idea is that anyone can suggest a subject for discussion via an e-petition. If it gets 100,000 signatures, then MPs will debate it in Parliament. An excellent recent example was the Full disclosure of all government documents relating to 1989 Hillsborough disaster...
Nov 7th
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October 2011
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Oct 26th
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Why be happy when you could be normal? →
Why indeed. Want to read this a great deal. So much so, I want the actual physical non-Kindle version. I’m happy. Don’t think I’m that normal either. And I’m happy about that too.
Oct 25th
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Dinner
Felt the urge for a Greek inspired dinner tonight. Sure it’s utterly inauthentic but can’t wait to eat it. Mint and lemon lamb Marinate the lamb steaks/escalopes in oil, juice of a lemon, zest and a few crushed cloves of garlic. Cook under a smoking hot grill until cooked but still pink. Serve with lemon and roast garlic mayo, potatoes and salad as follows. Best potatoes ever ...
Oct 22nd
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Really seedy fruity flapjills
Love pottering Saturdays. Decided to cook today whilst listening to Radio 4. And I made: Really seedy fruity flapjills Gorgeous energy boosting and sugar rush flapjack for my girl who never gets time to eat lunch. Adapted from various recipes: 140g butter 140g muscovado sugar 1/2 cup golden syrup 250g oats 100g mixed seeds inc sunflower, pumpkin, linseed, sesame seeds 75g dried...
Oct 22nd
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Yorkshire afternoon tea
As well as crumpets, Yorkshire brack, homemade parkin, cucumber and Yorkshire potted beef sandwiches, we had gin cocktails with a twist: Royal Tea 2 parts Gin Chilled Earl Gray Tea Squeeze of lemon Spoonful of sugar (served in teacups) Yorkshire Blossom 2 parts Gin 2 parts Yorkshire Tea syrup dash of bitters Squeeze of orange topped up with Prosecco (served in a champagne flute)
Oct 13th
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Oct 13th
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Oct 7th
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Oct 4th
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September 2011
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The 2,660 mph train  →
Been working on this at work for a couple of months now. We filmed a train drivers eye view of a 3.5 hour journey from the north east, through Yorkshire ending up at London Kings Cross. Gorgeous seaside views. Fun fact: it took 3 days for the video to reduce down to 6 mins. 3 DAYS.
Sep 19th
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Sep 11th
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Sharrow Vale Road, Sheffield
Students chattering outside Rhythm and Booze, no sign of Disco Tramp but others are sitting on his bench. Next door playing the jazz flute, or perhaps it’s just the recorder again. Over and over. The passage door slamming shut because the boys from the restaurant are playing musical chairs again, endlessly moving and stacking them. Four girls and a boy are repainting the empty shop...
Sep 11th
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A text, the morning after a French martini...
Something is wrong, I just need a watermelon. I want to carry a watermelon then cut a little hole in it eat it with a spoon. And I don’t want to get dressed and I simply need a macdo’s. Kate says if I’m quiet she will drive me after a sleep. I asked Kate to either ring nurse Kelly or an ambulance. I need a saline drip.
Sep 3rd
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Sep 2nd
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August 2011
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Aug 23rd
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