down the dark dark street
I live in Sheffield in a little house on a little street full of very cool shops. There is a barbershop in the front room. It's not mine. My blog is named after Funnybones. I like reading books, restoring old furniture, cooking, taking photographs, old things that are beautiful and gin.
A text, the morning after a French martini overdose
#solid yellow
#french martini
#hangover
Something is wrong, I just need a watermelon. I want to carry a watermelon then cut a little hole in it eat it with a spoon.
And I don’t want to get dressed and I simply need a macdo’s. Kate says if I’m quiet she will drive me after a sleep. I asked Kate to either ring nurse Kelly or an ambulance. I need a saline drip.
